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Would you rather have a boring hen party or a fab, giggle-filled evening really getting to know the girls with a hilarious hen game? Yep, we thought so!

At GoHen, we've put together a list of 'Would you rather...' questions ranging from the funny and the weird to the cheeky and downright outrageous ("I can't believe you asked that!" "I can't believe you answered!?!").

Check out the questions below!

Why not increase the fun and double it up as a great drinking game (it is a hen do after all!). Ask the question aloud to the group and those in the minority have to drink!

Funny Would You Rather Questions

  1. Would you rather have an incredibly annoying high-pitched voice or a really deep manly voice?
  2. Would you rather have a full-blown moustache for a year or permanently hairy legs for ten years?
  3. Would you rather give up your phone or only wear Crocs for the rest of your life?
  4. Would you rather clog the toilet on a first date or first day at a new job?
  5. Would you rather have an abnormally big toe or an abnormally big ear?
  6. Would you rather be three feet tall or eight feet tall?
  7. Would you rather have to be naked at work for an hour or be dropped off two miles from your house whilst you're naked and you have to try and get home?
  8. Would you rather smell like cheese (which has been left in the sun) or a hamster cage (which hasn't been cleaned for a fortnight)?
  9. Would you rather be a mad genius or popular but dim?
  10. Would you rather a nose that never stops growing or ears that never stop growing?

Dirty Would You Rather Questions

  1. Would you rather whip or be whipped?
  2. Would you rather have your hair pulled or your back scratched?
  3. Would you rather dominate or be dominated?
  4. Would you rather have a cupboard full of sex toys or kinky outfits?
  5. Would you rather sleep with someone on the first date or wait for six months?
  6. Would you rather have unbelievable sex that lasts ten minutes or average sex that lasts an hour?
  7. Would you rather your partner be kinky or romantic?
  8. Would you rather swallow or spit?
  9. Would you rather have sex with the light on or the light off?
  10. Would you rather have sex in the shower or on the kitchen table?

Hard Would You Rather Questions

  1. Would you rather accidentally send a naughty picture to your dad or your boss?
  2. Would you rather give up sex or give up food?
  3. Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you having sex?
  4. Would you rather be stuck in a phone box with ten snakes or ten tarantulas?
  5. Would you rather say your ex's name during sex or your partner's best friend's name?
  6. Would you rather have the face of a pensioner but the body of a twenty-year-old or the body of a pensioner and the face of a twenty-year-old?
  7. Would you rather be funny but really stupid or boring but really smart?
  8. Would you rather be famous or rich?
  9. Would you rather find the love of your life or find a million pounds?
  10. Would you rather be able to travel everywhere for free or eat everywhere for free?

Weird Would You Rather Questions

  1. Would you rather have arms as long as Mr. Tickle or legs as short as E.T?
  2. Would you rather empty a swimming pool using just a fork or get in a swimming pool for half an hour with a jellyfish?
  3. Would you rather drink soup out of a farmer's welly or from a binman's sock?
  4. Would you rather have no sense of smell or no sense of taste?
  5. Would you rather have your name tattooed on your forehead or have no front teeth?
  6. Would you rather let a crusty old man drink milk out of your belly button every day for a year or drink milk out of a crusty old man's belly button every day for a month?
  7. Would you rather fight a kangaroo or a badger?
  8. Would you rather eat a wet loaf of bread or drink a pint of whipped fish?
  9. Would you rather live in a world where you dance instead of walk or sing instead of talk?
  10. Would you rather share a bed with a walrus or an eel?

Deep Would You Rather Questions

  1. Would you rather not be able to taste or not be able to see colours?
  2. Would you rather know how you die or know when you die?
  3. Would you rather the ability to change the past or see into the future?
  4. Would you rather be magical but live on earth or live in a magical land but be normal?
  5. Would you rather find your passion or the love of your life?
  6. Would you rather have an intelligent partner or a good-looking partner?
  7. Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end?
  8. Would you rather it be summer forever or winter forever?
  9. Would you rather be able to fly or be able to turn invisible?
  10. Would you rather be stuck on an island for eternity all on your own or with someone you hate?

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